May 11, 2012

Be sure to think it over a million times before taking your life - it’s grossly over-rated.

It’s nothing like you might expect.

As you’re going out, and your life is slipping away, you’ll feel a horrible blackness that’s impossible to describe, that will make the distress you’ve felt seem like a sunny day in the park.

Five seconds before you’re all gone is when you realize what you’re about to give up, that no longer will you feel the sun shining on your face, or the breeze moving your hair. Five seconds before you’re gone, you realize that you’re new home is a tiny little box, hideously dark, terribly cold, buried six-feet under the ground, and there’s nothing you can do to turn back. Look in the mirror and imagine your face rotting off to the bone. Any damage you think you’ve done to yourself can’t even come close to this.

May 8, 2012
Q
What up loser?
superpumpcausesed
A

oi kneegrow. not much just chillin in shanghai lool. what’ve you been up to?

March 19, 2012 • 98,608 notes • pyrrhiccomedy
i wish i had an owl friend

i wish i had an owl friend

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March 19, 2012 • 59,850 notes • keykaulitz
michaelmeeks: I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see. I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them. I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life. I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner. My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch. I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around? I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them. I like to help out, so I must be a suck up. I’m black, so I must be ghetto. I’m black, so I must be stupid. I’m Mexican, so I must be low class. I’m bisexual, so I must get around. I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch. I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic. I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian. I cut myself so I must be emo. I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe. I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed. I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends I am gay, so i must be bullied Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy. I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded. I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay. I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel. I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed. I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut. I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy. I really love him, so I must hold on. I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid. I really love him, so I must be taken for granted. I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt. I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid. I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo. I wear make up, so I must be a flirt. I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated. I don’t like the kids in my school, so I must be an awkward, anti-social freak. I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood. “Forever reblogg”.

michaelmeeks:

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.

I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so i must be bullied

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist

I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I don’t like the kids in my school, so I must be an awkward, anti-social freak.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

“Forever reblogg”.

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March 5, 2012

I cannot focus for the life in me to finish this damn paper right now. I only have a page left =_= and the sooner i finish the sooner i get to sleep. the less work i have to do the more i procrastinate. so pathetic. i have no self control/will power

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February 26, 2012 • 2 notes

I really need to get a hobby. My mind wanders too much to places where I don’t want it to go.

January 2, 2012
I just called Shaw cable to change from paper free shaw bill to the paper bill instead, and boy did the fucking representative give me a shitload of attitude. this was the conversation:
representative: why?
me: ...because we prefer the paper bill for taxes and things.
representative: you could just print it out.
me: well we'd prefer it if it were mailed to us instead.
representative: okay... hang on. because you have two accounts and i don't think you can have both of them mailed to you.
me: *wtfing* why not?
representative: and it says that your payments havent gone through since september.
me: what? really?
representative: yes, they haven't been going through.
me: uhh...
representative: oh nevermind, it says you made a payment in november. so it cleared. okay. is there anything else?
me: yes, i'd like to confirm what the payee's name should be via online billing for the other business account that we have with you guys.
representative: *scoffs* the what?
me: .....the PAYEE.
representative: uhh, i dont know. i'll transfer you to another department.
me: ....okay, thanks.
SRSLY, holy crap that made my blood broil. i fucking hate jackasses who disrespect me just because my voice sounds young, which DOES NOT give them an excuse to not take me seriously. fuckers.
December 28, 2011 • 48,455 notes • jalexaremyhomeboys
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
omg mona i bet this is what goes on in your head LOL
December 24, 2011 • 22,410 notes • ladyjay91
most-awkward-moments: seriouslydudewtf: Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here! omfg that face

most-awkward-moments:

seriouslydudewtf:

Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!

omfg that face

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